henrycavillry:

So they decided to use the same band (TK) who sang Tokyo Ghoul’s opening to play Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse Japanese Theme Song?

And Miyano Mamoru as Peter Parker?

4 years ago 6,447 notes

joey-wheeler-official:

dustinberrycool:

hoplite-operator:

paradynamic:

dprflagemoji:

anarcho-individualist:

lucidnee:

sexthongsandbuddah:

samuraichampu:

lucidnee:

envymyblackness:

skyakafreckles:

lucidnee:

doctor-space-hoe:

lucidnee:

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

5 years ago 349,358 notes

armoldhammer:

i don’t think i could have a bodyguard w/o falling in love with them

  • open doors for me
  • buff
  • quiet/stoic
  • focused on my well-being and safety at all times
  • tall + good posture
  • lean down to whisper at me
  • will not hesitate to punch creeps
  • can and will literally shield me with his whole body
5 years ago 135,541 notes

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

shysweetthing:

imhellafit-personal:

sailed-0ut:

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

6 years ago 1,357,374 notes